I’ve cracked it!

endverse-angel:

ISTJ: Slytherclaw
ISFJ:Slytherpuff
INFJ:Ravenclaw
INTJ: Slytherin
ISTP: Huffleclaw
ISFP: wizard-vergent (mix of the four)
INFP: Ravenpuff
INTP: Ravenclaw
ESTP: Ravendor
ESFP: Hufflepuff
ENFP: Slytherpuff
ENTP: Gryffindor
ESTJ: again, wizard-vergent
ESFJ: Gryffinpuff
ENFJ: Gryffinclaw
ENTJ: Slytherdor

(Source: human-with-human-powers, via ashipwithoutaname)

twofoxes heh yeah im planning on grabbing fruit from the dining commons to take with me and im gonna eat salad or somethin like that right now uwu dun worry bout me

guy:

it’s 2014 and having a valid and logical argument with your parents is still “talking back”

(Source: guy, via ruinedchildhood)

yesss dinner starts in an hour which means i can hold out till then i dont have to get into my frozen burrito rations yet i only have four

avialum replied to your post “avialum replied to your post “I tried to type ‘strongly’ and it came…”

instead of putting marshmallows in hot chocolate he puts chidren’s teeth

I can just imagine Bill stealing the tooth fairy’s job just to collect teeth. Leaving notes like, “Thanks for the tooth, kid! It was delicious.”

Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year

neverknowinglybeserious:

a-hobbit-john:

hiiddles:

wife-of-loki:

MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

COME TO THE BACK 

THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

1GB BITCHES

Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on. 

(Source: accioheadcanons, via melonsarepeopletoo)

Tags: hp omgg i love

lencrypted:

transparent troquantary to chomp stuff on your blog

lencrypted:

transparent troquantary to chomp stuff on your blog

(via chocolate-time-machine)

sedirktive:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTta just have casual conversations with me every day and flirt with me a little and put up with my bullshit. That’s literally all you have to do.

(via mabelsguidetolife)

wabbla:

Hey go watch HTTY2 because it’s awesome.Couldn’t resist, so i fanarted.

wabbla:

Hey go watch HTTY2 because it’s awesome.
Couldn’t resist, so i fanarted.

(via melonsarepeopletoo)

Tags: httyd

mabelsguidetolife:

synchronizedlameness:

I feel like if gravity falls wasn’t on a kids network that Dipper would swear a lot

i have a feeling he’d say ‘fuck’, ‘goddamn it’, and ‘holy shit’ a lot idk why he just strikes me as that kind of guy